Piss Possum

Just a few minutes ago, I heard some noise in the backyard and decided to go investigate. I looked around for a good five minutes, and decided it was nothing. I had to take a piss, and it was dark outside, so I unzipped and went right there. Almost immediately, I hear an odd, almost feline hissing.

I urinated on a terrified possum.

Keep on rockin, Puma Jones.