Piss Possum
June 25, 2010
Just a few minutes ago, I heard some noise in the backyard and decided to go investigate. I looked around for a good five minutes, and decided it was nothing. I had to take a piss, and it was dark outside, so I unzipped and went right there. Almost immediately, I hear an odd, almost feline hissing.
I urinated on a terrified possum.
Keep on rockin, Puma Jones.