Piss Possum

Just a few minutes ago, I heard some noise in the backyard and decided to go investigate. I looked around for a good five minutes, and decided it was nothing. I had to take a piss, and it was dark outside, so I unzipped and went right there. Almost immediately, I hear an odd, almost feline hissing.

I urinated on a terrified possum.

Keep on rockin, Puma Jones.

This Is Habitual

Tell me this isn’t horrifying.

Drinkin’ With Puma

“WHY DOES THAT CART SAY LIVE ANIMALS”

“I SHOULD BE LABELED LIVE ANIMALS”

“GIMME THAT MARKER, QUEER”

also, more comics soon, once Ben can scan ’em in for me.